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dani-saur:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

Oh my God who are you

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snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

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cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

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octupac:

u hate me?? wow so much in common already

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whatthewhatbutt:

whatthewhatbutt:

whatthewhatbutt:

So we’re at the hospital in the waiting room and my uncle starts laughing and he says “Dad’s horoscope says he has something to get off his chest.” It took us a minute- my grandpa is getting a heart bypass.

UPDATE: his surgery went well.

Also one of his doctors is named Dr. Shrek

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bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:



????

NOBODY SAY A WORD

bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

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????

NOBODY SAY A WORD

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savior of the wizarding world everyone

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applebottomclaudiajeans:

capekalaska:

killdeercheer:

sizvideos:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

Love this bit

"just sayin’"

He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”

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riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

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ellaalmighty:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

fckyeahkickthepj:

amarriageoftrueminds:

incipientt:

blinding-eclips:

freecocaine:

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

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^ THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION 

I swear to fucking god tumblr if this is another fucking Spongebob pos-

Oh.

Oh…

i just.

WHY FUCKING WHY IM CRYING RN

I have serious trust issues because of this site, but this time I actually trusted you and… Wow.

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ragingqueermisandrist:

lellyphant:

whatitmeanstomissneworleans:

She is so cute, why do people hate her so much?

(because she’s a black woman who doesn’t pander to the male gaze or take any shit and is just really fuckin awesome)

Nikki is a black woman who owns her own business and is making a name in a male dominated industrys but still feminine and that pisses people off lol

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telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

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philosophising-rising-demon:

targaryen-wings:

the7thmauser:

star-sloth:

itsrosesturn:

lil-bit-of-awesome:

timelordin221b:

mydearchevy:

forestofweird:

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iM NOT IN THIS FANDOM BUT fUCK THE AUDIO THE AUDIO

I will never fucking get over this audio post

never

accurate

holy

sweet

good

lord

*giggles like a dumbfuck*

HELP ME THIS FUCKIN AUDIO THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM IS SO /GOOD/

Omg

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