At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.
I think that if Loki had tried this approach in Stuttgart, he’d been a tad more successful.
tony literally got everyone to willingly kneel without even having to raise his voice even just a bit
(Source: gabb-d, via imjawnlocked)
There ain’t nothing erotic about that shit, let me tell you."
Benedict Cumberbatch on the motion capture suit he had to wear for Smaug
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future
bet daybloggers don’t have this kind of technology