i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
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u hate me?? wow so much in common already
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So we’re at the hospital in the waiting room and my uncle starts laughing and he says “Dad’s horoscope says he has something to get off his chest.” It took us a minute- my grandpa is getting a heart bypass.
UPDATE: his surgery went well.
Also one of his doctors is named Dr. Shrek
*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.
She is so cute, why do people hate her so much?
(because she’s a black woman who doesn’t pander to the male gaze or take any shit and is just really fuckin awesome)
Nikki is a black woman who owns her own business and is making a name in a male dominated industrys but still feminine and that pisses people off lol
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people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog